what the hell does this mean?!?!?

on my walk to work today i happened to look down at my feet and caught a glimpse of my right big toe and toenail. it dawned on me... i really had that dream...

so i was home, i think, giving myself a pedicure. had taken the polish off my right foot toenails, the left ones were still bright, chipped red. i proceed to clip my big toenail when, all of the sudden, i find out the toenail flaps open, almost like it had a hinge. there's no pain, no blood, it just flaps open. underneath i find small, plantain chips. i touch them to see if they had some consistency, and they were the soggiest chips ever. in fact they start falling off. i'm all freaked out and confused... from the part that had fallen off rice and beans now start falling off too... i was so freaked out, i didn't know what to do, so i just closed the toenail off. everything seemed in it place, but i wasn't able to finish my pedicure, so i was left with one foot with no nail polish and the other with the bright, chipped red.

when i woke up i knew that i had a weird dream, but couldn't remember what it was. it wasn't until on my way to work when i looked down and saw my toe that it all clicked.

as of now, my toenails officially gross me out.

or maybe it's a sign to get a pedicure done by someone else.

my friend yadira said i might be craving puerto rican food way too much if this is how it's showing up.

i don't know.

all i know is that big toes are gross.